Chapter 44: "No Exit"

A BEAR?! A F*****G BEAR?!

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CW: Discussions of bear attacks, violence, teen sex, drug use.

We’re catching up on the second part of the season of Riverdale, and sadly we have to kick things off with this pile of hot garbage of an episode. I mean, Archie gets mauled by a freaking bear in the woods as he lives in a cabin clearing trail at the Canadian border. Betty’s struggling to keep control as the Gryphon Queen, Cheryl has become THE MOST ENTITLED human ever and Archie has to play Gryphons & Gargoyles…IN HIS MIND. We very nearly considered not watching the show after this episode. We promise it gets better from here.

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Intro music taken from "Make Up" from the compilation album Kamelot by Distortions. Licensed under an Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International license. To hear the song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at Jamendo.